| Manufacturer
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Association
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Atma-Sphere
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Lying in a bathroom with the bathtub filled with motor oil.
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Spectral
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Begging for any liquid after a trip though the desert and receiving the
glass filled with sand instead of water.
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Audio Research
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Wandering though the woods, losing the way and trying to recognize a
familiar road but being unable due to heavy fog….
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McIntosh
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Chewing cotton.
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Classe, McCormack
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Making love for money with a 700 pound women and after the mission is
accomplished realizing that you are going to do it for the rest of your
life.
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Balanced Audio
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Smelling a wet dog
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Dunlavy
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To adopt an elephant and to be happy that your pet creates a larger bowel
movement than your neighbor’s dog.
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Theta
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Trying to taste wine in a dirty public restroom.
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Mark Levinson
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Keeping a bare 120V wire between the teeth.
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MBL
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Watching the play of the German soccer team.
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Bang & Olufsen
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Having a candle-lit dinner in McDonalds.
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Aural Symphonics
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Working in the office during the Fire Alarm Drill.
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Burmester
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Navigating a sailboat with triple the amount of ballast.
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Aerial Acoustics
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Running a marathon holding a mouth full of water during the whole distance.
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Revel
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Spending a weekend attaching the Mercedes emblem to a Volkswagen Beatle.
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Meridian
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Licking a cold and wet glass.
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Cary Audio
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An attempt to play tennis with a racket without strings.
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Pass Lab
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Leaving for a bike trip with a broken bicycle, wet socks, miserable
companions and having no idea where to go.
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Bryston
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Attempting to fly an aircraft with perfectly functional engines but
without a propeller.
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Kimber
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Eating sushi with ketchup.
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Martin-Logan
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Musical prescription after third heart attack.
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Stereophile Magazine
|
Being raped, receiving an invoice for “the service” and then sending the check
out.
|
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Krell
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Buying $500 bottle wine, cracking the bottle's neck while opening it, and
drinking the wine knowing that there is some glass inside…
|
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Red Rose Music
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Eating the marinated pickles with honey.
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MIT Cables
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Being incarcerated in a sensory deprivation chamber.
|
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JM Labs
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To play tennis on an indoor court that's surrounded by a huge,
fragile glass window.
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5.1 Sound
|
Writing a document for 6 hours, having the computer crash, then realizing that
the autosave feature was turned off.
|
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Sunfire
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Waiting for the results of a Pregnancy Test during the whole listening session.
|
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Sugden
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Equipment that sounds remarkably similar to the phonetic pronunciation of the
company’s name.
|
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Copland
|
An attempt to hammer a nail into the wall witha hammer that has no
handle.
|
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B&W
|
Having a sheet of thin cigarette paper between yourself and the speakers during
listening.
|
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PAD
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Meeting somebody from your home town during vacation in a land far away.
|
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Tara Lab
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Eating frozen Gefiltah Fish.
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Linn
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Wearing somebody else's suit.
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Cello
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Eating soup cooked by this recipe: 1 Gallon of Distilled Water, 0.5 pound
of aluminum shaving, 10 ounces of rusty iron nails, 6 ounces of white plastic,
10 ounces of copper, Boil for 2 hours and serve chilled close to frozen.
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Naim
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Listening to music "around the corner"
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Lamm Industrires
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Buying a TV advertised World’s Best kitchen knife for $29.99 and then discover
that it has no sharp edges, can’t cut vegetables and fruits. The knife comes
without manual, which is available for extra $98.000.43 plus $400 postage and
$0.04 handling and after reading the manual your knife begin to drive screws
into wall but still can’t slice bread
|
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Rega
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An attempt to deliver a speech with sealed lips.
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Chord
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Listening to a model's wisdom.
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Audio dealers
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Eating a Boston Cream Donut while suffering from diabetes.
|
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Unison Research
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Wearing pants with huge holes in the pockets.
|
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Plinus
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Having an upset stomach during honeymoon night.
|
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Beauhorn
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To confuse partner’s sex.
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Convergent Audio
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To listen to an orchestra sitting upside-down.
|
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Conrad Johnson
|
Undercooked vacuum "Oops" dipped into marketing Vaseline.
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Audio Note
|
To learn that the toilet booth that you're in has no toilet paper but a manual
how to use it.
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Passive preamp
|
An attempt to make dying horse pull 6000 tons railway train.
|
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Tenor Amplifiers
|
Saying wrong things in unfamiliar language with the very best intentions
|
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Nordost
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Made form a pure silver at high frequency, made from pure cooper at mid
frequency and made from pure wood at low frequency.
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Shunyata Hydra
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A step forward and two steps back
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