| Atma-Sphere  | Lying in a bathroom with the bathtub filled with motor oil. | 
  | Spectral  | Begging for any liquid after a trip though the desert and receiving the glass filled with sand instead of water. | 
  | Audio Research  | Wandering though the woods, losing the way and trying to recognize a familiar road but being unable due to heavy fog…. | 
  | McIntosh   | Chewing cotton. | 
  | Classe,  McCormack  | Making love for money with a 700 pound women and after the mission is accomplished realizing that you are going to do it for the rest of your life. | 
  | BAT   | Smelling a wet dog | 
  | Dunlavy  | To adopt an elephant and to be happy that your pet creates a larger bowel movement than your neighbor’s dog. | 
  | Theta  | Trying to taste wine in a dirty public restroom.  | 
  | Mark Levinson  | Keeping a bare 120V wire between the teeth. | 
  | MBL  | Watching the play of the German soccer team. | 
  | Bang & Olufsen  | Having a candle-lit dinner in McDonalds. | 
  | Aural  Symphonics  | Working in the office during the Fire Alarm Drill. | 
  | Burmester  | Navigating a sailboat with triple the amount of ballast. | 
  | Aerial Acoustics  | Running a marathon holding a mouth full of water during the whole distance. | 
  | Revel  | Spending a weekend attaching the Mercedes emblem to a Volkswagen Beatle. | 
  | Meridian  | Licking a cold and wet glass.  | 
  | Cary Audio  | An attempt to play tennis with a racket without strings. | 
  | Pass  | Leaving for a bike trip with a broken bicycle, wet socks, miserable companions and having no idea where to go. | 
  | Bryston  | Attempting to fly an aircraft with perfectly functional engines but without a propeller. | 
  | Kimber  | Eating sushi with ketchup. | 
  | Martin-Logan  | Musical prescription after third heart attack. | 
  | Stereophile Magazine  | Being raped, receiving an invoice for “the service” and then sending the check out.  | 
  | Krell  | Buying $500 bottle wine, cracking the bottle's neck while opening it, and drinking the wine knowing that there is some glass inside… | 
  | Red Rose Music  | Eating the marinated pickles with honey. | 
  | MIT Cables  | Being incarcerated in a sensory deprivation chamber. | 
  | JM Labs   | Trying t o play tennis on an indoor court that's surrounded by a huge, fragile glass window. | 
  | 5.1 Sound   | Writing a document for 6 hours, having the computer crash, then realizing that the autosave feature was turned off. | 
  | Sunfire   | Waiting for the results of a Pregnancy Test during the whole listening session. | 
  | Sugden   | Equipment that sounds remarkably similar to the phonetic pronunciation of the company’s name. | 
  | Copland   | An attempt to hammer a nail into the wall with a hammer that has no handle.>> | 
  | B&W   | Having a sheet of thin cigarette paper between yourself and the speakers during listening. | 
  | PAD   | Meeting somebody from your home town during vacation in a land far away. | 
  | Tara Lab   | Eating frozen Gefiltah Fish. | 
  | Linn   | Wearing somebody else's suit. | 
  | Cello   | Eating soup cooked by this recipe: 1 Gallon of Distilled Water, 0.5 pound of aluminum shaving, 10 ounces of rusty iron nails, 6 ounces of white plastic, 10 ounces of copper, Boil for 2 hours and serve chilled close to frozen. | 
  | Naim   | Listening to music "around the corner" | 
  | Rega   | An attempt to deliver a speech with sealed lips. | 
  | Chord   | Listening to a model's wisdom. | 
  | Audio  dealers   | Eating a Boston Cream Donut while suffering from diabetes. | 
  | Unison Research   | Wearing pants with huge holes in the pockets.  | 
  | Plinus   | Having an upset stomach during honeymoon night. | 
  | Beauhorn  | To confuse partner’s sex. | 
  | CAT  | To listen to an orchestra sitting upside-down. | 
  | CJ    | Undercooked vacuum "Oops" dipped into marketing Vaseline. | 
  | Audio Note   | To learn that the toilet booth that you're in has no toilet paper but a manual how to use it. | 
  | Passive preamp   | An attempt to make dying horse pull 6000 tons railway train. | 
  | Tenor   | Saying wrong things in unfamiliar language with the very best intentions  |