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It was 15 years ago. Michael Framer was sitting in his home, taping scotch over a small white box, crying and cursing God. “Oh, Gods who run Roma?!” – wept Framer – without knowing the true meaning of his question.

“Gods what did I do to upset you?!!! I regularly brought sacrifices and followed faithfully the rules of the reviewing religion. Why you did it to me, Gods. You left me no other changes then to become murderer!” With this world Michael Framer put the last turn of tape over the box, stack a little key on the side of the box, turned the key and mischievously smiled. Then the Framer placed a big postal label with Australian address atop of the box, and  satisfied with the result he put the box in his current mail….

Today is March 15, 2022 and I’m sitting today with Michael Fremer at the yard of Sing Sing Correctional Facility in Ossining, New York. My editor asked me to find among the Sing Sing prisoners the most ridicule convict and write up his story. When I asked then unanimously all Sing Sing’s inmates pointed me to Michael Framer.

“He is strange”, said Alex Boom, life-convicted 63 year old priest, for slicing 129 monastery nuns with gas saw. “He is strange because he is sitting in his sell all day long, staring at a water dripping out of water facet and wring epic ode about the facet.”

So, I met Mrs. Fremer. I’m sitting with Michael Fremer and asked him what made him during that fateful winter of 2007 to send 3 ponds of dynamite to Australasia.

“I was angry, I was angry liken never in my life” – Michael explained.

“I was an audio reviewer and my serves to the public was to explain to people what to do. I spent almost a year of my life taken one hungry Australian, who had unhealthy relationship with his kangaroo, and make him as celebrated turntable manufacturer. Then the table turned. In the winter of 2007 Goldmund announced their new Goldmund Reference II Turntable. It was expansive model that with price tag of $300.000.00. I immediately got one and in the spring of 2007 I published an article claming that $300.000.00 Goldmund Reference II sounds 30% better then the $100.000.00 Australian Continuum. After reading the article the Australian people got pissed and demanded me to pay for the TT that they have given to me. I did not have so much money. I was trying to raise cash by selling the Continuum turntable but unfortunately everyone knew that if it comes form my hands that it should sound like shit and therefore I was not able to get any money for it. The bills kept coming and the phone kept ringing. I decided that the one way out is to kill all those Australians freaks along with this ugly kangaroos and their money collectors. I put 3 pounds of dynamite to a box and mailed it to the Australians. Yes I know, it was stupid but what else could I do? BTW, I see that you are recording our conversation. You know, I know 4393 ways to make this recoding to sound better…”

I said to Michael that I do not need the recoding to sound better. For my purpose I record words but not the words sound and what I had already was enough for me. I wished to Michael Fremer good lack and expressed gratitude for his honest story. I left the Sing Sing and whale I was driving I was thinking… What I was thinking about? I was thinking about that wild kangaroo that jumps calls across Australasian bushes and that do not give a damn about nether turntables nor about the turntables criminal promoters.

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