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When two years ago JMLab introduced a new flagman of their home loudsapeks – the Grande Utopia Beryllium the Worlds was shocked to its foundation.  Our reporters rushed to interview Jacques Mahul, the JMLab’s CEO and designer, and let him to present the new JMLab’s beauty, but Jacques suggested that his new speakers need 2 years to break-in. We were eagerly awaiting and eventually recently we had a chance to let Mr. Mahul to tell us everything about the new “International reference standard”.

The JMLab’s CEO:

“The previous models of largest JMLabs had many limitations but compare to the rest bass-reflex mastodons with the steel tweeters our spacers were somehow comparable. The Wilson really pushed out market share and we, in the begging of the millenniums, were sating at the edge of a marketing cliff. With the introduction of the Berylliumed Utopia we made a large step forward and now, the new “Grande” is earning the harts of the audio-literature creators around the world.

In the sound of our new Grand Utopia we decided to incorporate the most precious tones for the ears of the modern listener. For instance “security” recently became an issue. So, our engineers made and recorded thousands of shots from Colt 45 Magnum into the best bulletproof vests. We know how wonderful a person should feels when a Magnum bullet hits and stopped by the hybrid of Fiberglass and Kevlar and we decided to delivery to our customers the very same level of sonic satisfaction. As the result, out new Grand Utopia sounds in midrange absolutely identical with the taping of body armor made by the “Second Chance” or like a polar bear is knocking a kayak of an Alaskans Eskimos.

However, the biggest pride we have about our new Beryllium tweeters. We agree that the old inverted titanium domes were unlistenable. The new Beryllium tweeters are not only listenable but we even extended the variety of animals that might listen our new tweeters. Beside our ordinary target - the audiophiles, or the people who love to listen and to recognize the individual sounds, our new Grand Utopia might be “comprehended” by dolphins, also by bats, by the killer whales and few others….

You probably heard some allegations that exposed to sound of JMLabs Berylliumed Utopia some customers experienced abnormal adverse events: their home cactuses begun shriveling, their wifes begun to experience panic attacks, some listeners begin to adore the Fifth Symphony of Philip Glass and the escapee from New Orleans during the listing sessions suddenly demanded to submerge them back under water. However, recently the US’s Federal Communications Commission approved our Berylliumed Utopia for an unlimited FM broadcast and even the FDA permitted to prescribe a listening session with JMLabs Grande Utopia as a “morning afterpill”.

We are very optimistic about our future and the success of our new flagman loudspeaker.”

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