OK, I need your guys to participate in brain storm and come up with an idea how the hell we might lift those horns up. They needed to be lifted 10-11 feet up and then very precisely, almost surgically slide 13-15 feet into the prepared attic opening. The leading idea was putting the horns on cobras heads and call 2000 Indians with flutes…. The former idea was to use the skylight and to hook the horns to a hydrogen dirigible….
The leading working idea is to lay 2 pitched 20 feet 4x10 and to slide the horns up using a few 2 ton come-a-long tools. I hope we will have something on attic to attach to. It would be good if we can use a forklift but the house is completely surrounded with wooden deck and I think forklift will crash it. Some king of portable jacks would be nice and the horns are large ... over 10 feet....
Well, I think the final stage of this project – to lift the things will be very funny and I am planning to make some money on it. I think if I film it then it will be a phenomenal example how to curse on all imaginable languages. I am sure the local philological faculty will beg me to sell it as tutorial….
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